[transmission clicks on to light shuffling, followed by a contented sound]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I had a simply divine time last night ( Read more... )

[the transmission clicks on and there's a pause and the sound of rustling fabric and some movement near the terminal, before Hatter finally speaks]

My back still hurts.

[a pause]

And so does my face. [a pause] And my leg, and my arms, and... pretty much everywhere else.

Perfect.

[singsong]
Alice is unraveling again~!

[a pause]Guess what I ( Read more... )

[ TRANSMISSION ON ]

[transmission clicks on to Hatter talking very loudly into the speaker. He's obviously not insane yet. Although probably getting there, evidenced by the various pauses and whispering]

HELLO! HELLO!

I have demands!

[pause] ...I get what I want, mommy's not here, and daddy will make sure I have it...I WANT MARCHIE ( Read more... )